"Brick & Mortar" is officially dead to me

• Me: I was told that you carry Spira footwear.
• Clerk: Yes we do, sir. Right along this wall.
• Me: Can I see that in a ten and a half?
• Clerk: We only have those as display samples. All the Spira are special order.
• Me: You have none to try on? Even to check for size or fit?
• Clerk: No, sir but I can special order any of them for you.
• Me: I have access to your special order system too. It's called the Internet.